CHICKEN JOKES

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser.

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
To take over the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To corrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
To bankrupt the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
To help the patient find the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.

Why do birds fly South?
Because it's too far to walk.