A: Because the streets have no names!
Q: What kind of lawyers praise U2?
A: Pro Bono lawyers!
Q: Why did Bono fall off the stage?
A: He was too close to The Edge!
Q: What is a bee's favourite U2 song?
A: Bee-utiful day!
A: Bee-utiful day!
When Warren Zevon died, he was surprised to find himself in rock-n-roll heaven. St. Peter was showing him around, introducing him to all the departed rock stars. Visiting a fantastic music studio, he saw Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Freddie Mercury, Bon Scott, Mama Cass, etc., etc.
Suddenly, with a flourish, Bono walked into the studio and joined in the jam.
Zevon gasped to St. Peter: 'I didn't know Bono died!'
'Oh no,' replied St. Peter 'That's God - he just THINKS he's Bono.'
During a U2 Concert, Bono is onstage clapping slowly and sonorously declaring..... "Every time I clap (pause) my hands (pause) a child dies in Africa." At which point a bloke in the audience yelled amongst the silence, "Well, stop clapping, Bono!!!"
