Thursday, January 31, 2008

Jokes About TV, Movies And Pop Culture




Which noisy pig is a great movie director?
Steven Squealberg!

Which movie star can be found in a bakery?
Bread Pitt!

What's hard-boiled and can bench-press 300 pounds?
Arnold Schwarzen-egg-er!

Which bee is also a famous pop singer?
Robbee Williams!

Which instrument does Bugs Bunny play?
The haremonica!

If Batman and Robin get run over by a bus, what would you get?
Batman becomes "Flatman" and Robin becomes "Ribbon"!


What is Ronald McDonald's favourite dance?
"The Big Macarena"!

What's blue and used to ride waves?
A Smurfboard!

Which muppet is green and made out of wood?
Kermit the log!

A bee has 2 favourite TV shows. What are they?
"The Bold and the Bee-utiful" and "Days Of Our Hives"!

What is a pig's favourite TV show?
"Squeal of Fortune!"

Where does Bugs Bunny have a haircut?
At a haredresser!