Saturday, August 11, 2007

Queen Jokes

Which member of Queen can be found in space?
Lead singer Freddie Mercury!

What is a ghost's favourite Queen song?
Boo-hemian Rhapsody! (Bohemian Rhapsody)

What is a pig's favourite Queen song?
We Are The Hampions! (We Are The Champions)

What is a sheep's favourite Queen song?
Radio Baa Baa! (Radio Ga Ga)

Which Queen song is about stormy weather?
Thunder Pressure! (Under Pressure)

Which Queen songs are best for a prisoner before he goes to jail?
I Want To Break Free and We Will Lock You! (We Will Rock You)