A Helicopter Joke

A helicopter pilot was flying a helicopter in the sky when the helicopter suddenly crash-landed.
On seeing the wreckage, the pilot manager asked his pilot, "How did this happen?"
The pilot replied, "It was so cold up there that I had to turn off the fan."

Animal Jokes

What do cats put in soft drinks?
Mice cubes.

How does a farmer count his cattle?
Using a cowculator.

What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula!

Which is better?A cow or a bull?
A cow because it gives free milk,but a bull always charges.

Why did the chicken cross the football field?
He heard the umpire calling fowls.

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.

What do you call a group of boring,spotted dogs?
101 Dull-matians.

Where do sheep go to get their shearing?
To a baa baa shop.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because it tasted funny!

What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?
Reebok bok bok bok bok bok.

What kind of animals can jump Higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
All animals can,as the Sydney Harbour Bridge can't jump.